Well, we got our first random spam from a reader.
Unsolicited emails are always welcomed, and yes, we’ll post that shhtuff.
Below is a copy-paste of the full email from a Muslim bashing the science of Evolution.
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– Steve, Editor
FROM: omar khan <email@example.com> EVOLUTION THEORY FALLEN SHORT, LATEST ..........THINKING PROVE EVOLUTION THEORY IS FALSE. Evoultion Theory succumb in concept of Time Time is illusion, A relative standard,Time in reality does not exist ....Einstein What is a definite proof that Evolution theory is short or a false dogma, It is WATER ,H20... In billion years Water....H2O.. remained unaffected by Time, Water H20 ..is not a product of Time. Atomic and molecular weight of all elements and compounds will reman same and unchanged until Eternity Water H20 ..is Timeless..whooooo created water??????????? no water , no evolution. Male Female dilema is against gradual change of evolution theory.it is sexual action between two counter parts MALE and FEMALE....cause reproduction, reproduction is a process that cannot be caused by time or accomodated by evolution theory.. no reproduction, no evolution, Repeatation of life and death is a divine rule or decree, no repeatation of life and death no evolution, no survival of fittest, no natural selection.EVOLUTION THEORY IS FALSE OR A LIMITED THINKING. If you are infected by Evolution theory .There is a cure ..say I belive in God Almighty who is Eternal, My God is not affected by Time. If your thoughts are invaded by Dawkins ......There is a cure....say I put my trust in God Almighty My God is eternal not affected by Time.. Time and Money two relative standard, Money seems to buy everything, Time seems to change everything in nature Nooooooooo both idea is false, Time will never change water...water H2O is timeslless....Evolution theory failed here Evolution theory is based on time...when singing of million years or billion years fails, Evolution fails.(confirmed) Time is not a cause Time is not a real entity To validate Evolution theory you must establish a definition of Time....It is not possible. 1Kg,1Lbs,1Km,1Mile,1minute,hour,1 year, 100 years, million years Time is a relative standard (einstein) Time is not a cause to bring any change in nature. noooooooo Time is not real .. Evolution theory itself is a direct evidence of existance of God, Evolution Theory seriously inquire about origin. Origin of species..is a serious proof of a greater origin......why origin, is it beacuse there is no origin at all? Charles Darwin was not aware that He was searching his own self in remote galactic island. Buddah was searching his own origin under a tree in wilderness, Doctor Gates a black man travelled in sahara desrt, TimbakTu., It was not in search of black race......but origin of his own self. In computer people are hitting billion times in searching zone, you climb himalaya, cross arctic ice, you are always after new adventures, new frontiers, you are searching and searching and searching Technology, civilization, inventions are by products of your searching........questions come whattttttttttttttt actualy you are searching, whatttt darwin, buddah was searching, it was certainly ORIGIN OF ALL ORIGINS.it is a tragedy todays scientist do not understand darwins famous book ORIGIN OF SPECIES.patheticaly strive to establish an origin as pequilier as in creationist mind and natural selection his infinite will which caused diversity of colour,race,and species of diffrent nature..do you not understand evolution fails to explain beyond living creatures and life......whoooo created the universe and posseses realm of higher wisdom yet to discover by humen limited acquired knowledge. It was prophats and messengers gave a direct answer, hey people you are actualy searching GOD ALMIGHTY, a concept and reality beyond and beyond and beyond humen logic, metaphor and acquired knowledge. IT IS DECLARED in Torah......God of Israel I exist , God of Isreal is one Mohammed declared in quran, Say He is Allah, The One and Only, Allah The Eternal and Absolute He begetteth not nor He is begotten, and there is none like unto Him (quran) Jesus awakenned dead, and claimed My God is greater than I Moses divided sea, Abraham was thrown in fire, all miracles were against natural laws so that you know nature and natural selection is divine decree, it is a concept where time does not apply, According to evolution theory journey of a single cell to become a free humen (self) claim democracy and freedom is a direct evidince of a mighty divine will... Astronomy says universe had a beginig (bigbang) and universe will end up on a reverse massacre when running apart of galaxy and stars reach gravitational force .Zeropoint. since universe had a begining and an end there must be a creator.. no matter how pequilier the claim it is in your imagination.... quantum physics, nature and natural selections is only humen failure to know who is God.. An american scientist claimed. give me technology and Time, I will make a man, his intention was to prove A GOD is not necessary to make a robotic man who can perform more complex roles than natural humen species.....But is it not true that american scientist will be creator of that robot....so origin cannot be denied. Evolution theory has caused seveare distraction in humen psyco,. There is an epidemic of Atheism, root cause is Evolution Theory. when you try to conclude whole thing in a concept of Nature You are trying to achive ONE definition, you will only search and search and search , Technology, Civilization , Invention is by product of your searching....,Like darwin or buddah you are actualy searching your origin, but you are not aware. By a concept of TIME or NATURE, it appears you are trying to reach an origin cannot be explained by humen acquired knowledge. Prophats and messengers in generations proclaimed THE SAME FACT , Your origin is GodAlmighty.. ORIGIN OF ALL ORIGINS. By a general term it is defined GOD IS ONE, but whatttttttt actualy one means ?????? It has a powerful meaning as astronomy says eye of a black hole is a singular point..where gaint stars are crushed in one direction, one means DIFFRENT IT IS SOMETHING BEYOND HUMEN ACQUIRED KNOWLEDGE , BEYOND LOGIC AND METAPHOR in greatness and power , nearest evidence is in You as you are diffrent than others , GOD IS GOD, YOU ARE YOU including spirit of Jesus, At this point humanity got toital freedom and thus accountable for his actions., Nature ,Time,, Energy are inert concepts in this everchanging universe, nothing can take a decision except You.....beacuse only you represent God Almighty.....Did you ever think why you are so mystical, magical, powerful ????? You can accomodate 1000 universe in one corner of your mind YOU TRUELY REPRESENT SOMETHING GREATER THAN MONKY......Only superficial similarity and resembelence will never make a monky ancestor or equal to man.....it is a statement of God Almighty in bible, quran and torah...MAN IS MADE FROM CLAY.and clay attained status of humen when soul is breathed into CLAY.....so MAN and MONKY TOTALY TWO DIFFRENT CONCEPT OR SPECIES and it applys even if WATER (H2O) or life or monkylike creature found in any other planet....If anything happened from a begining point like BIGBANG it could be nothing but a command proceeding from divine panel or from where two cars will come to cause an accident to happen, Do you not understand if life or begining of universe started from an accidendt, every new incident , every new phenomena will demand an accident......NOTHING WILL HAPPEN WITHOUT A PRIOR ACCIDENT.......it is just not possible universe or life started from an accident and then everything just following smootthly specific laws.....If you are still in confision about existance of God looooook deeply a piece of bullsheet, it confirms existance of a BULL.... Do not be offended beacuse matter is that simple for a great open mind.....To all scientist ,philpsophers, thinkers our final claim is that, neither buddist philosophy,evolution theory or science including quantum physics can establish a concept of SELF (one) which we enjoy all our life time...it only started from an everlasting eternal panel as a gift from GOD ALMIGHTY. Without an I you will not be able to type a single sentence, Me Me Me....my car my house , love me, only love me..without an I you will not be able to represent your self not a single second, 24 hours you confirm existance of God.....you are a reflection and echo of an anciant call GOD OF ISRAEL I EXIST....I AM ONE....We conclude humanity will contnue to search his origin, civilization, technology will be by products of humen searching, still some of us like Darwin, Ali sina, or Richard Dawkins will succumb within their limited humen acquired knowledge and fall apart from eternal plan as God Almighty declared in scriptures "But there is a ban on any population which We have caused to perish that They shall not return. QURAN VERSE 21:95 We have an answer of the greatest inquiry and question comes in Atheist mind, IF GOD EXIST WHY CANT WE SEE HIM DIRECT ???..... In our authentic knowledge The most plain and simple truth of the whole matter is a fact that no prophat or messenger who received book of laws ever claimed that they have seen God Directly, So even for prophats it was a matter of beleif in UNSSEN......... Did you see your Lord ???....a question was asked to prophat of islam......Mohammed.....answer was given How can i see God Almighty who is LIGHT. To angel Gabreil who carried all the books of laws between God and messengers.....same question was asked ..Did you see your God ???.......answer was given by angel Gabreil there is screens of light between me and God Almighty....if i exceed my limitation I will be burned and reduced to ash...so not only prophats even for an angel it is a matter of faith in UNSEEN.....Our answer to an atheist mind can you stand in a nuclear feild which is more powerful than thousand atomic blast.......your existance of flesh and blood will succumb(similtitude) If you are truely sincere to know whoooooo is God...??? following verse will cast a hint to your inquiry. When Moses came to the place appointed by Us, and his Lord adressed to him, He said "O my Lord show (Thyself) to me, that I may look upon Thee" Allah said " By no means canst thou see Me.......(DIRECT) But look upon the mount , if it abide in its place, then shalt thou see Me " When his Lord menifested His glory on the Mount, He made it as dust, and Moses fell down in a swoon, When He recovered his senses, he said " Glory be to Thee .. to Thee I turn into repentence , and Iam the first to belive" QURAN 7:143 Think beyond Time, Evolution theory succumb in concept of time, Time is relative standard, does not exist.( Einstein) If you are infected by Evolution theory, there is a Cure say I belive in God Almighty, My God is eternal , not affected by Time. ( PLEASE PRINT THIS MESSAGE AND DISTRIBUTE TO HUMANITY TO PROMOTE FAITH I....do not delete this mesage for it may recover your faith in GOD ALMIGHTY) FAITH RECOVERY MISSION INFECTED EVOLUTION HEARTS. TORONTO, ON, CANADA